spankmehardbarry:

conkersradfurday:

spankmehardbarry:

i keep getting random erections today and idk why

I guess you could say it’s been a hard day.

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posted on Sep 17 from 1truepairing © spankmehardbarry with 195,347 notes
tagged: #txtpst

shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word


posted on Sep 17 from zackisontumblr © shouldnt with 71,352 notes
tagged: #txtpst

posted on Sep 17 from suburbanghost © flyingburritobros with 10,089 notes
tagged: #about me

posted on Sep 17 from basicbarlow © fvckingdemise with 84,211 notes

#how I make my comebacks


posted on Sep 17 from overrated-teen © bowlegschester with 421,858 notes
tagged: #lilo n stitch
akihibro:

akihibro:

akihibro:

why bob saget

he deleted it now

update 2: it’s back and he fixed the typo lmao

akihibro:

akihibro:

akihibro:

why bob saget

he deleted it now

update 2: it’s back and he fixed the typo lmao


posted on Sep 17 from aprilludgatestohell © akihibro with 8,052 notes

paintdeath:

full time hoe online….very shy hoe irl


posted on Sep 16 from crystallized-teardrops © tapwaterfanclub with 115,066 notes
tagged: #txtpst

colinmorgasms:


posted on Sep 16 from supernatural-mangos © flaxangel with 27,965 notes

antraxium:

American Horror Story: All seasons.


posted on Sep 16 from colliidewiththesky © antraxium with 38,098 notes
tagged: #ahs

posted on Sep 16 from basicbarlow © lolita-harlette-haze with 30,899 notes

toylinson:

don’t ever make me choose between you and one direction because you will get offended


posted on Sep 16 from seedy © toylinson with 38,658 notes
tagged: #txtpst

posted on Sep 16 from seedy © kimkanyekimye with 189,197 notes

tsunamiwavesurfing:

i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle


posted on Sep 16 from seedy © tsunamiwavesurfing with 68,975 notes
tagged: #txtpst

placatory:

When you order something online and it finally comes

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How to finger a girl

gypsiesblood:

1. Use your tongue


posted on Sep 16 from unicornsandbacon © she-wants-the-eod with 192,428 notes
tagged: #txtpst #LMAO YA #nsfw #??